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  • A painting of a bird beside the text "it's time for you to get right the fuck out of my life"ALT
    → 2:00 PM, Feb 20
  • A painting of a bird beside the text "what the fuck is the deal with your reading comprehension"ALT
    → 2:00 PM, Feb 19
  • A woodcut of a bird beside the text "fuck off with that shit"ALT
    → 2:00 PM, Feb 18
  • A painting of a bird beside the text "I'm not looking forward to tomorrow's bullshit"ALT
    → 2:00 PM, Feb 17
  • A painting of a bird beside the text "looks like I got here just in time for the stupid shit"ALT
    → 2:00 PM, Feb 16
  • A woodcut of a bird beside the text "we both know that's bullshit"ALT
    → 2:00 PM, Feb 15
  • A painting of a bird beside the text "honestly, i've already heard dumber fuckin' ideas this week"ALT
    → 2:00 PM, Feb 14
  • A painting of a bird beside the text "what a fuckwit"ALT
    → 2:00 PM, Feb 13
  • A woodcut of a bird beside the text "oh honey no"ALT
    → 2:00 PM, Feb 12
  • A woodcut of a bird beside the text "you are testing my patience"ALT
    → 2:00 PM, Feb 11
  • A painting of a bird beside the text "what a fuckin' dingus"ALT
    → 2:00 PM, Feb 10
  • A painting of a bird beside the text "I could do with considerably less bullshit"ALT
    → 2:00 PM, Feb 9
  • A painting of a bird beside the text "it must be a great comfort that nothing in your fuckin' life has ever been your fault"ALT
    → 2:00 PM, Feb 8
  • A woodcut of a bird beside the text "remind me: are you a fucking imbecile?"ALT
    → 2:01 PM, Feb 7
  • A painting of a bird beside the text "I assure you that I am in no way shitting your dick"ALT
    → 2:01 PM, Feb 6
  • A woodcut of a bird beside the text "maybe try not being a dickhead"ALT
    → 2:00 PM, Feb 5
  • A painting of a bird beside the text "did you really just leave me a fucking voicemail?"ALT
    → 2:01 PM, Feb 4
  • A woodcut of a bird beside the text "go fuck a tree"ALT
    → 2:02 PM, Feb 3
  • A painting of a bird beside the text "what the shit are you doing?"ALT
    → 2:00 PM, Feb 2
  • A woodcut of a bird beside the text "brace yourself for bullshit"ALT
    → 2:00 PM, Feb 1
  • A painting of a bird beside the text "I believe I speak for all of us when I say fuck that guy"ALT
    → 2:00 PM, Jan 31
  • A painting of a bird beside the text "where's the fuckin' gin?"ALT
    → 2:00 PM, Jan 29
  • A woodcut of a bird beside the text "UNSURPRISINGLY YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT"ALT
    → 2:01 PM, Jan 28
  • A painting of a bird beside the text "are you fuckin' lost?"ALT
    → 2:00 PM, Jan 27
  • A woodcut of a bird beside the text "Surely you're not that fucking stupid"ALT
    → 2:01 PM, Jan 26
  • A painting of a bird beside the text "Swear to fuck, i've met smarter potatoes"ALT
    → 2:00 PM, Jan 25
  • A painting of a bird beside the text "man, fuck all of this"ALT
    → 2:00 PM, Jan 24
  • A painting of a bird beside the text "i'm just gonna hide over here until all this shit dies down"ALT
    → 2:00 PM, Jan 23

  • Winter Wonderland my ass.

    Winter Wonderland my ass.

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    a t-shirt featuring an illustration of a bird above the text you complete fucking turnipALT
    → 12:08 PM, Jan 23
  • A woodcut of a bird beside the text "time for a vacation from your bullshit"ALT
    → 2:01 PM, Jan 22
  • A painting of a bird beside the text "why the fuck do I bother?"ALT
    → 2:01 PM, Jan 21
  • A painting of a bird beside the text "i can think of at least ten compelling arguments for you to fuck off"ALT
    → 2:00 PM, Jan 20
  • A painting of a bird beside the text "I imagine that you are always such a huge asshole"ALT
    → 2:01 PM, Jan 19
  • A woodcut of a bird beside the text "I do not need your shit"ALT
    → 2:01 PM, Jan 18
  • A painting of a bird beside the text "Oh look, it's some dumbshit from the internet"ALT
    → 2:00 PM, Jan 17
  • A woodcut of a bird beside the text "STEP AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD, FUCKBEARD"ALT
    → 2:00 PM, Jan 16
  • A woodcut of a bird beside the text "i cannot see the end of this bullshit" ALT
    → 2:01 PM, Jan 15
  • A woodcut of a bird beside the text "scream into the void motherfucker" ALT
    → 2:00 PM, Jan 14
  • A painting of a bird beside the text "that shit was not great" ALT
    → 2:00 PM, Jan 13
  • A painting of a bird beside the text "fuck that, bye" ALT
    → 2:00 PM, Jan 12
  • A painting of a bird beside the text "i see that you've been promoted to chief executive shitfuck" ALT
    → 2:00 PM, Jan 11
  • A painting of a bird beside the text "cool your dicks" ALT
    → 2:00 PM, Jan 10
  • A woodcut of a bird beside the text "you want to explain that shit to me a second time?" ALT
    → 2:00 PM, Jan 9
  • A painting of a bird beside the text "brace yourself for a category 5 shitstorm"ALT
    → 2:00 PM, Jan 8
  • A woodcut of a bird beside the text "our expectations for you were low, but holy fuck"ALT
    → 2:00 PM, Jan 7
  • A painting of a bird beside the text "fucking off is a perfectly viable alternative to shutting the fuck up" ALT
    → 2:00 PM, Jan 6
  • A woodcut of a bird beside the text "is this a productive use of your time?" ALT
    → 2:00 PM, Jan 5
  • A painting of a bird beside the text "I expected bullshit, just not this much bullshit" ALT
    → 2:00 PM, Jan 4
  • A painting of a bird beside the text "not this shit again" ALT
    → 2:00 PM, Jan 3
  • A woodcut of a bird beside the text "begone, asshat" ALT
    → 2:00 PM, Jan 2
  • A painting of a bird beside the text "can you spare a moment to fuck off?" ALT
    → 2:00 PM, Jan 1
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