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\"AALT
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A painting of a bird beside the text \"might i suggest that you eat shit\"ALT
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A painting of a bird beside the text \"would you look at mister motherfuckin answers over here\"ALT
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A painting of a bird beside the text \"keep that shit to yourself\"ALT
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\"AALT
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A painting of a bird beside the text \"this bullshit is a problem for next week me\"ALT
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A painting of a bird beside the text \"on second thought, shut the fuck up\"ALT
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A painting of a bird beside the text \"what the ever christing shit-stirring jesus fuck is happening\"ALT
\n", "date_published": "2026-06-05T13:02:42-05:00", "url": "https://effinbirds.social/2026/06/05/alt.html" }, { "id": "http://effinbirds.micro.blog/2026/06/04/alt.html", "content_html": "
\"AALT
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A painting of a bird beside the text \"much more of this and someone is gonna get punched in the dick\"ALT
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A painting of a bird beside the text \"hush your dumbass mouth\"ALT
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A painting of a bird beside the text \"i go away for ten minutes and every fucking thing turns to shit\"ALT
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A woodcut of a bird beside the text \"nobody likes that shit!\"ALT
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\"AALT
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A painting of a bird beside the text \"you said that shit out loud, huh?\"ALT
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A painting of a bird beside the text \"at least try to be a funny asshole\"ALT
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A painting of a bird beside the text \"eat my fuckin turds\"ALT
\n", "date_published": "2026-05-27T13:04:25-05:00", "url": "https://effinbirds.social/2026/05/27/alt.html" }, { "id": "http://effinbirds.micro.blog/2026/05/26/alt.html", "content_html": "
\"AALT
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\"AALT
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\"AALT
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A painting of a bird beside the text \"I find it difficult to empathize with such a massive dumbshit\"ALT
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A painting of a bird beside the text \"life would be so much easier if i, too, were a dumbass\"ALT
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\"AALT
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\"AALT
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\"AALT
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