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data-orig-width="1920"><img src="https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/90252/2026/66b36216efc714cde06029443be09e963808bfa5.jpg" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="1920" alt='A painting of a bird beside the text "once a dumbass motherfucker, always a dumbass motherfucker"' srcset="https://64.media.tumblr.com/a2868bea937e3017c04825396a3477a1/3d2218cd385770a6-79/s75x75_c1/fd971e2ec871f23630b53187197d5c612808496f.jpg 75w, https://64.media.tumblr.com/a2868bea937e3017c04825396a3477a1/3d2218cd385770a6-79/s100x200/8310437b99ac3ad34c6618bdcdb29822c4cefbf7.jpg 100w, https://64.media.tumblr.com/a2868bea937e3017c04825396a3477a1/3d2218cd385770a6-79/s250x400/3f147e9797e180cbfe91b55ae5956060481c39e8.jpg 250w, https://64.media.tumblr.com/a2868bea937e3017c04825396a3477a1/3d2218cd385770a6-79/s400x600/1d63a470b8a2f79dcc1919fdf37f5b51826bb780.jpg 400w, https://64.media.tumblr.com/a2868bea937e3017c04825396a3477a1/3d2218cd385770a6-79/s500x750/d160d5eb57b6daf5b1d2f4b78e2e01ff3c49347d.jpg 500w, 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