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https://64.media.tumblr.com/cbda96ac63310c8fa19ae6759d380573/10dd158706eabc8a-bd/s1280x1920/5fc5ddb133578a2721699876624dd160b306b231.jpg 1280w, https://64.media.tumblr.com/cbda96ac63310c8fa19ae6759d380573/10dd158706eabc8a-bd/s2048x3072/6626e3c95cfa3fe983183ad26f30a7838b1c3580.jpg 1920w" sizes="(max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px"/><span class="tmblr-alt-text-helper">ALT</span></figure></div> https://effinbirds.social/2026/03/31/alt.html Tue, 31 Mar 2026 13:00:45 -0500 http://effinbirds.micro.blog/2026/03/31/alt.html <div class="npf_row"><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1080" data-orig-width="1920"><img src="https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/90252/2026/c92865f9455414710d9ef8e5ed8cb42c075e3128.jpg" data-orig-height="1080" data-orig-width="1920" alt='A painting of a bird beside the text "Congratulations on your induction into the fuck-up hall of fame "' 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https://64.media.tumblr.com/1ea7871a2d5d37e7cf7368d7b6a00ba4/8bf9943d3ded17b7-9c/s100x200/9f7ea55808e6a3d4cb5104288f61935b7e1d285a.jpg 100w, https://64.media.tumblr.com/1ea7871a2d5d37e7cf7368d7b6a00ba4/8bf9943d3ded17b7-9c/s250x400/6e8f335438df61000378b451385ac5085fe5089a.jpg 250w, https://64.media.tumblr.com/1ea7871a2d5d37e7cf7368d7b6a00ba4/8bf9943d3ded17b7-9c/s400x600/f80c94e3f2c8410446535e6bebd6b8ffe9f60fef.jpg 400w, https://64.media.tumblr.com/1ea7871a2d5d37e7cf7368d7b6a00ba4/8bf9943d3ded17b7-9c/s500x750/52fb62a1a15f06af1b08903b150351d64e2ce0df.jpg 500w, https://64.media.tumblr.com/1ea7871a2d5d37e7cf7368d7b6a00ba4/8bf9943d3ded17b7-9c/s540x810/c935f5612f132638d8309d45c89e0486c69107c6.jpg 540w, https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/90252/2026/c92865f9455414710d9ef8e5ed8cb42c075e3128.jpg 640w, https://64.media.tumblr.com/1ea7871a2d5d37e7cf7368d7b6a00ba4/8bf9943d3ded17b7-9c/s1280x1920/3484059cbd271ac8748072736d6aadc9201ef0e2.jpg 1280w, https://64.media.tumblr.com/1ea7871a2d5d37e7cf7368d7b6a00ba4/8bf9943d3ded17b7-9c/s2048x3072/50d624df3107daa89c1654fdcd734c4b4955b022.jpg 1920w" sizes="(max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px"/><span class="tmblr-alt-text-helper">ALT</span></figure></div> https://effinbirds.social/2026/03/31/i-need-your-motherfucking-votes.html Tue, 31 Mar 2026 12:48:50 -0500 http://effinbirds.micro.blog/2026/03/31/i-need-your-motherfucking-votes.html <p>What&rsquo;s up, bird friends? Your pal Effin’ Birds <a href="https://wbby.co/58947N" target="_blank">has been nominated for another Webby Award</a>, this time in the <a href="https://wbby.co/58947N" target="_blank">Animal category</a>, so I&rsquo;m facing off against a century old publishing giant and a fuckin&rsquo; television network.</p><div class="npf_row"><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="5985" data-orig-width="5985"><img src="https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/90252/2026/7da7603ca5eeb6e5066a514ad27ada00cb4a77e7.jpg" data-orig-height="5985" data-orig-width="5985" srcset="https://64.media.tumblr.com/19e2d0173526e631bb46e6e67c79784e/49c5154737a1b7b1-47/s75x75_c1/f6dee64329c9b75c1d4e7014a5a97162ceb0e672.jpg 75w, https://64.media.tumblr.com/19e2d0173526e631bb46e6e67c79784e/49c5154737a1b7b1-47/s100x200/4f015b1a6becf69022cdfd06be2144bd1fc1bae0.jpg 100w, https://64.media.tumblr.com/19e2d0173526e631bb46e6e67c79784e/49c5154737a1b7b1-47/s250x400/a57286424bcab1e42ac7f11565f01bb500fe8d46.jpg 250w, https://64.media.tumblr.com/19e2d0173526e631bb46e6e67c79784e/49c5154737a1b7b1-47/s400x600/2853ffc18bd1427b4e214a00300e9e72abb72e15.jpg 400w, https://64.media.tumblr.com/19e2d0173526e631bb46e6e67c79784e/49c5154737a1b7b1-47/s500x750/4fc71fe87637b0b3758de95aa49594821a7ca14d.jpg 500w, https://64.media.tumblr.com/19e2d0173526e631bb46e6e67c79784e/49c5154737a1b7b1-47/s540x810/eea45046285d1099fdef1631e0c72100c64bc038.jpg 540w, https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/90252/2026/7da7603ca5eeb6e5066a514ad27ada00cb4a77e7.jpg 640w, https://64.media.tumblr.com/19e2d0173526e631bb46e6e67c79784e/49c5154737a1b7b1-47/s1280x1920/cc6efaa538275ec8c509980abf16e5529db23cbb.jpg 1280w, https://64.media.tumblr.com/19e2d0173526e631bb46e6e67c79784e/49c5154737a1b7b1-47/s2048x3072/62a87fa286ee55ba3fa6a8c7d2dd605f9e7c4c92.jpg 2048w" sizes="(max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px"/></figure></div><p><b>You can help some jackass who makes bird comics for a living defeat those impossibly large competitors by </b><a href="https://wbby.co/58947N" target="_blank"><b>clicking here and voting for me</b></a>. Let&rsquo;s make this <a href="https://winners.webbyawards.com/winners/social/general-social/weird?years=2" target="_blank">more like the time I beat Jimmy Fallon</a> and less like <a href="https://winners.webbyawards.com/winners/social/general-social/comedy?years=3" target="_blank">that time I lost to Ted Lasso</a>.</p> <p>What&rsquo;s up, bird friends? Your pal Effin’ Birds <a href="https://wbby.co/58947N" target="_blank">has been nominated for another Webby Award</a>, this time in the <a href="https://wbby.co/58947N" target="_blank">Animal category</a>, so I&rsquo;m facing off against a century old publishing giant and a fuckin&rsquo; television network.</p><div class="npf_row"><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="5985" data-orig-width="5985"><img src="https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/90252/2026/7da7603ca5eeb6e5066a514ad27ada00cb4a77e7.jpg" data-orig-height="5985" data-orig-width="5985" srcset="https://64.media.tumblr.com/19e2d0173526e631bb46e6e67c79784e/49c5154737a1b7b1-47/s75x75_c1/f6dee64329c9b75c1d4e7014a5a97162ceb0e672.jpg 75w, https://64.media.tumblr.com/19e2d0173526e631bb46e6e67c79784e/49c5154737a1b7b1-47/s100x200/4f015b1a6becf69022cdfd06be2144bd1fc1bae0.jpg 100w, https://64.media.tumblr.com/19e2d0173526e631bb46e6e67c79784e/49c5154737a1b7b1-47/s250x400/a57286424bcab1e42ac7f11565f01bb500fe8d46.jpg 250w, https://64.media.tumblr.com/19e2d0173526e631bb46e6e67c79784e/49c5154737a1b7b1-47/s400x600/2853ffc18bd1427b4e214a00300e9e72abb72e15.jpg 400w, https://64.media.tumblr.com/19e2d0173526e631bb46e6e67c79784e/49c5154737a1b7b1-47/s500x750/4fc71fe87637b0b3758de95aa49594821a7ca14d.jpg 500w, https://64.media.tumblr.com/19e2d0173526e631bb46e6e67c79784e/49c5154737a1b7b1-47/s540x810/eea45046285d1099fdef1631e0c72100c64bc038.jpg 540w, https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/90252/2026/7da7603ca5eeb6e5066a514ad27ada00cb4a77e7.jpg 640w, https://64.media.tumblr.com/19e2d0173526e631bb46e6e67c79784e/49c5154737a1b7b1-47/s1280x1920/cc6efaa538275ec8c509980abf16e5529db23cbb.jpg 1280w, https://64.media.tumblr.com/19e2d0173526e631bb46e6e67c79784e/49c5154737a1b7b1-47/s2048x3072/62a87fa286ee55ba3fa6a8c7d2dd605f9e7c4c92.jpg 2048w" sizes="(max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px"/></figure></div><p><b>You can help some jackass who makes bird comics for a living defeat those impossibly large competitors by </b><a href="https://wbby.co/58947N" target="_blank"><b>clicking here and voting for me</b></a>. Let&rsquo;s make this <a href="https://winners.webbyawards.com/winners/social/general-social/weird?years=2" target="_blank">more like the time I beat Jimmy Fallon</a> and less like <a href="https://winners.webbyawards.com/winners/social/general-social/comedy?years=3" target="_blank">that time I lost to Ted Lasso</a>.</p> https://effinbirds.social/2026/03/30/alt.html Mon, 30 Mar 2026 13:00:53 -0500 http://effinbirds.micro.blog/2026/03/30/alt.html <div class="npf_row"><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="1920"><img src="https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/90252/2026/1c5db3ff0e36dbcc5f30654ffe5e65e55f5fb36c.jpg" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="1920" alt='A painting of a bird beside the text "what in the goat-fucking pope are you talking about?"' srcset="https://64.media.tumblr.com/f9d14197819e4d88423c77dbf0cc87e5/b53cd6c1e319473b-43/s75x75_c1/6550c7369f19ef49394348b02630280e9613a74d.jpg 75w, 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https://64.media.tumblr.com/f9d14197819e4d88423c77dbf0cc87e5/b53cd6c1e319473b-43/s2048x3072/e0c01f58dbbd017d7ee2654a5cab6a146e54e5f3.jpg 1920w" sizes="(max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px"/><span class="tmblr-alt-text-helper">ALT</span></figure></div> <div class="npf_row"><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="1920"><img src="https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/90252/2026/1c5db3ff0e36dbcc5f30654ffe5e65e55f5fb36c.jpg" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="1920" alt='A painting of a bird beside the text "what in the goat-fucking pope are you talking about?"' srcset="https://64.media.tumblr.com/f9d14197819e4d88423c77dbf0cc87e5/b53cd6c1e319473b-43/s75x75_c1/6550c7369f19ef49394348b02630280e9613a74d.jpg 75w, https://64.media.tumblr.com/f9d14197819e4d88423c77dbf0cc87e5/b53cd6c1e319473b-43/s100x200/bb17867f050789a92a1f316edbfb6a7eb409f2ae.jpg 100w, 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class="tmblr-alt-text-helper">ALT</span></figure></div> https://effinbirds.social/2026/03/29/alt.html Sun, 29 Mar 2026 13:01:44 -0500 http://effinbirds.micro.blog/2026/03/29/alt.html <div class="npf_row"><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1080" data-orig-width="1920"><img src="https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/90252/2026/9c7a43dd653e8277a4dad29cde3c4055aba52440.jpg" data-orig-height="1080" data-orig-width="1920" alt='A painting of a bird beside the text "where I come from we use this shit called “thinking”"' srcset="https://64.media.tumblr.com/dc246d48c37e554b571dbb93f083916a/e474b6c9fbcc9059-ff/s75x75_c1/acb91de23e6a278c9605558c01428dddbb795c0a.jpg 75w, https://64.media.tumblr.com/dc246d48c37e554b571dbb93f083916a/e474b6c9fbcc9059-ff/s100x200/96ba798115cb1c4c5920933cb9a3ab672ca34dc6.jpg 100w, https://64.media.tumblr.com/dc246d48c37e554b571dbb93f083916a/e474b6c9fbcc9059-ff/s250x400/3785af502bae10d9ac3c2a0723d6218db041d539.jpg 250w, 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