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class="tmblr-alt-text-helper">ALT</span></figure></div> https://effinbirds.social/2026/07/07/alt.html Tue, 07 Jul 2026 13:02:24 -0500 http://effinbirds.micro.blog/2026/07/07/alt.html <div class="npf_row"><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1080" data-orig-width="1920"><img src="https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/90252/2026/11fc2acd35c0e28360926080847cc03f2605bda2.jpg" data-orig-height="1080" data-orig-width="1920" alt='A woodcut of a bird beside the text "please consider fucking off"' srcset="https://64.media.tumblr.com/41715e8edfdc49028d4d530da005e619/696764438424cde8-97/s75x75_c1/ca7c2f070e140e3c1314a250f3827f72c8eee9f7.jpg 75w, https://64.media.tumblr.com/41715e8edfdc49028d4d530da005e619/696764438424cde8-97/s100x200/5b31c9ea4d66a069df9ad37164c77d2b5f738e27.jpg 100w, https://64.media.tumblr.com/41715e8edfdc49028d4d530da005e619/696764438424cde8-97/s250x400/9e716bb52fa4f1909ad19594bcee997f5b179ae3.jpg 250w, 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https://64.media.tumblr.com/41715e8edfdc49028d4d530da005e619/696764438424cde8-97/s540x810/3446d9b54ff7b1077ae9da3664f5ff83a9e1fafc.jpg 540w, https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/90252/2026/11fc2acd35c0e28360926080847cc03f2605bda2.jpg 640w, https://64.media.tumblr.com/41715e8edfdc49028d4d530da005e619/696764438424cde8-97/s1280x1920/de15661a4fbdfce7077b4452876dbe62ac5432c8.jpg 1280w, https://64.media.tumblr.com/41715e8edfdc49028d4d530da005e619/696764438424cde8-97/s2048x3072/52cdf7a32fb3c49b793cb6c7e3f918ebf24c759c.jpg 1920w" sizes="(max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px"/><span class="tmblr-alt-text-helper">ALT</span></figure></div> https://effinbirds.social/2026/07/06/alt.html Mon, 06 Jul 2026 13:01:43 -0500 http://effinbirds.micro.blog/2026/07/06/alt.html <div class="npf_row"><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="1920"><img src="https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/90252/2026/a32c37cefcd8dd24902d045623d58fd3aac07782.jpg" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="1920" alt='A 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